During my travels in cyberspace, I have encountered an incredible amount of bullshit or bad faith arguments. Here are some of the worst and how you, yes you, can potentially stop them.
This one gets real snippy, friends, but I hate bad faith arguments. And if you’ve made it this far, I’m sure you can handle it.
“But don’t ALL lives matter?”
Yes. Of course they do. But when a person goes to the doctor and writes down that they’re allergic to a certain medication, the doctor doesn’t throw the form in their face and say “ALL allergies matter!”
But with something like police brutality and state-sponsored violence, it happens to marginalized people first. Once it becomes acceptable and usual enough, then it gets brought to everyone. I know poems aren’t facts, but that Martin Neimoller quote makes a good read right about now.
If they would like to say police brutality is a problem but want to ignore it happening to black people right now, then it will likely become a very real problem for them down the road. I’m not saying this is my favorite argument in the world, but if they need self-interest to invest in the community, then I guess sometimes you have to take what you can get.
Just like someone starving to death doesn’t mean that you’re not hungry, protesting police brutality against black people doesn’t take away that it also happens to white people.

“Black people resist more often”
When you encounter this argument, think back to whether the person has recently said something to the effect of “I don’t see race.” If they have, then it may be as simple as asking them how they’ve suddenly overcome their color blindness. It’s a miracle!

Otherwise, you can simply ask for their proof. Oftentimes, there won’t be much more than anecdotal evidence and video footage of a black person resisting which you can counter with a video of a black person not resisting or a white person resisting. It’s also not terribly difficult to find a video of a black person being told to “stop resisting” while they’re just standing there. Hell, you can probably find a video of a cop doing that to a black person who is asleep. (If you’re All/Blue Lives Matter and made it to this point, that last sentence is a joke. Unlike Trump, I know that my jokes are jokes BEFORE I say/write them, not after I get called out for my statement being stupid.)
If this is an All/Blue Lives Matter supporter who is also suspicious of the police or government, which (inexplicably) is a tight Venn diagram, ask them why they would believe police data in this instance. For the NYPD stop and frisk data in 2018, officers tended to put a whole bunch of creative and interesting descriptions for how black people acted that simply wasn’t in the data for white people. Also, if you’ve pulled a gun and have to report that fact, you’re more likely to report it for a few reasons:
– It is an objective fact that a gun was drawn and any witnesses or body cam footage will be unambiguous about it.
– You are unaware of how the act of you pulling the gun will affect the data set and the data set as a whole isn’t likely to come back to you, specifically.
– It’s easier to retroactively defend a gun being drawn with creative adjectives that are subjective than to pretend a gun wasn’t drawn at all.
And finally, combine this argument with the data about unarmed people being shot by police and see how good it sounds: “An unarmed person resisted arrest and was killed by police” doesn’t sound as good as “An unarmed person resisted arrest and was restrained by police and brought in alive” or even “An unarmed person resisted arrest and was de-escalated verbally by police until they could be safely taken into custody.” Mind you, this is something that mental health workers, teachers, ER nurses, and several other professions are expected to do and, when they have to, generally do successfully.
Also, even if it were true that black people resist more often, does it make sense to punish other black people because other black people resist?
And finally, saying this allows for the cop to be erratic, emotional, illogical, and threatening and the civilian has to be the one who is calm, cool, and collected.

“[Unarmed black person who was killed by cops] had a criminal record.”
Maybe that’s true. But ask these questions:
– Was/were the crime(s) eligible for the death sentence?
– Has the person already been punished for the crime(s)?
– Did the cop know about the prior crime(s) during the event?
– Is this train of logic used for white people?
– Should cops shoot everyone with priors?
– What about the black people who don’t?
Also, given an 83% recidivism rate among prisoners in the first nine years after release, it might be a safe to say that anyone who is having something currently put on their record during an interaction with police likely has had something on their record.

“Why don’t black people talk about problems in the black community?”
It should go without saying that when evaluating an argument from an All/Blue Lives Matter supporter, step zero is “Does this argument have to do with color?” and, if so, “Did they say they don’t see color?”
First of all, just tell them black people do talk about “problems in the black community” (which, surprise, are problems a lot of communities have). They talk about it a lot. There are hundreds of nonprofits around the country started by black people with the goal of reducing crime, often violent crime. Often in more communities than just their own.
Second of all, any group that doesn’t feel they can trust the group of people that are charged with protecting them will take the law into their own hands in their own way. This is similar to someone who feels stuck in a lower socioeconomic class who finds that they have encountered barriers when trying to achieve some mobility and turn to criminal activities like cooking meth, breaking into homes, stealing/stripping cars, etc. This isn’t just a thing that happens in black communities either.
Also, ask whether comparing civilians to police officers is fair. Ask if that requirement gets extended to people of any other racial group (be prepared for a sudden resurgence of “I don’t see color”).
You can even follow it up by asking where people should protest the cops at (obviously, the police station or capitol or something) versus where they should protest the concept of “crime” at.
It might also be worth noting that if they’re bringing this up, they’ve very quickly switched the discussion from “Black Lives Matter” to “Black Communities Matter,” which is a strange stance to take given their feigned inclusion.
It’s almost as if it’s an easier pill to swallow to blame black people if it happens “over there” than it is to blame cops (or pretend that anyone is blaming white people in general) when it’s happening all over the place. Suddenly, it’s all about focusing on black people and their issues! How charitable! They “care” about the black community when it’s easy to digest and may not require an adjustment in their own attitudes about society! Should we be so lucky?

“If they just followed the law, they’d be fine.”
As with many All Lives Matter arguments, this isn’t something that is said about white people at any point ever. After the Dylan Noble video was released, no All Lives Matter voices popped out to say “Dylan shouldn’t have been making sudden movements while approaching an officer had a gun to him.”
Additionally, in the vast majority of cases of unarmed black people being shot by police, they weren’t breaking any crime that came with the possibility of a death penalty.
And if “following the law” is the key to not getting killed by police, explain John Crawford III. He was holding a product a store sold in the store in which it was sold. That, to my knowledge, is not against the law.
Honestly, it’s fuzzy as to whether Philando Castile was doing anything illegal. It seems to depend on whether you asked the cop before (he wasn’t) or after (he had a broken taillight).
As for George Floyd, there’s not even a consensus as to whether his $20 was counterfeit at this point. And, even if it was, that’s a misdemeanor in Minnesota. I’m not lawyer, but misdemeanors tend to come with some time in prison and a fine, but usually don’t involve being strangled to death. Let me know in the comments if I’m wrong on that.
So let’s examine that a bit more: if a cop arrests you, legally it is still uncertain whether you have done something wrong or not (“innocent until proven guilty”). So, there is no certainty that any of these dead people were breaking a law because they never got tried.
Beyond that, the right wing All Lives Matter supporters have some overlapping with groups who tend to demonize Islamic states for public executions or torture for minor offenses, but when it comes to black people in America it’s all “Follow the law or get killed without trial. We’ll put it on TV.”

“More white people were killed by cops than black people.”
This one’s easy – tell them about the concept of “rate.”
There are simply more white people than black people. And more white people have interactions with police than black people. But if we took a random sample of a million police interactions with white people and a million police interactions with black people, you are statistically safer as an armed white person than an unarmed black person.
Again, when we make the populations equal, you are better off being white with a gun than an unarmed black person.

“More black people are killed by black people!”
Think about whether they literally just said some variation of “I don’t see color.” Wash, rince, repeat that one.
If they had just said the “more white people were killed by cops than black people” thing, you can dunk on them with a “more white people are killed by white people.” If you want to get really dark with it, you can ask “If white people are so worried about being shot by cops, why do they shoot themselves so often?”

But, inherently, those are just making fun of the statement and demonstrating how it becomes less applicable to them when it’s discussing white people. There are a few real problems with that statement, the least of which is the fact that most homicide victims are the same race as the murderer (full stop), but that statistic is intentionally used to make black people look worse.
The other problem is that, again, when it comes to black people, All/Blue Lives Matter likes to hold black civilians to a higher standard than trained cops. Black people need to be trained in verbal de-escalation and non-lethal methods of conflict resolution, but cops can just shoot haphazardly.
Some final thoughts:
A lot of these arguments appear to fall into one of three categories:
– Irrelevant but vaguely related: This is like arguing about which brand of orange juice is your favorite when the argument is about which fruits prevent scurvy.
– Shifting the blame: This is like seeing someone steal a car and telling the owner they should have changed the oil.
– Referencing dishonest stats: This comes in two flavors –
– True but incomplete: This is like buying your first lotto ticket, winning, and declaring that all tickets are winners because you won 100% of the time.
– True but not unusual: This is like saying “Why were they in the plane?” about people in some plane crashes but not others.
Ultimately, they’re all about shifting goalposts and distracting the conversation.
Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, said it best when talking about Trump and his own argumentation style: “…energy is more important than being technically correct.”
In other words, it doesn’t matter what exists as long as you’re being loud about your opinion.
It’s 2020. Be loud about being fucking right.





















