Greetings to all in attendence
My discoveries are simply stupendous
These next moments will be momentous
And my contributions to medicine? Tremendous
Please wheel out the test subject
She’s making a sacrifice out of respect
Ignore the screams and fighting the restraint
And remember the savages don’t feel pain
This one’s named Anarcha, in labor for days
Her rickets disfigured her pelvis and legs
When I delivered the child and gave it away
She was found to have two fistulae
Her insides are close enough to human
To reduce any confusion when I loosen the skin
To suture and create a fusion within
And remember, ignore the screaming herein
I open her body a little less than once a month
The wound’s barely heal, so there’s a nice lump
Of swelling and infection that I can examine
Open and close up with barely more damage
Do I use anesthetic? No, my good sir
Why would I waste a fine ether on her?
Women are known to complain in hysterics
And she’s not even human, she hasn’t the merit
Then why is she screaming so often and loud?
I told you to ignore them. Shall I block the mouth?
With tatters or rags or stips strapped in tight?
Because I won’t use the ether to silence her lies
Stop with the screaming, you don’t feel a thing!
Goddamnit Anarcha, I’ll cut you again!
I’ll be the best surgeon come Hell or high water
They’ll make statues of me. For you, they won’t bother
Because I chopped and stabbed, got blood on my hands
What did you do? You can’t even tend to the land
I improved your babies while you were sprawled
I pried at their skulls with a shoemaker’s awl
So what they all died? They were just animals
The savage brain is better? Laughable.
They would be violent, barbaric, and ignorant
I’ll now clean my body of your blood and my ears of your insolance
I’m sorry to those in attendence
You had to hear the lies of this wench
Let’s just convince ourselves they’re not human, as they seem
And remember, most importantly, to ignore all the screams