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doctors,
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and scientists
don’t want you to know.

You won’t believe
what the baby from
“Baby’s Day Out”
looks like
when he’s full of
an exotic fruit juice
that the government,
doctors,
teachers,
and scientists
don’t want you to know.

92% of people
don’t know the answer
to this riddle
about the health
dangers, benefits, or neither,
of coffee, chocolate, sleep, or eggs
that the government,
doctors,
teachers,
and scientists
don’t want you to know.

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You must be smart.
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If you are,
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doctors,
teachers,
and scientists
don’t want you to know.

#20/30 (A Sestina For The Present)

We feed presumptions to seed eruptions
We need to reflex regress, the planned defects
We used to use joy, but that’s become no use
Motivation is the creation of situations
The concentration of a nation into isolation
The destination? Jaws dripping with salivation

Our hydration is The Great Salivation
Dance on the gums around canine eruptions
Worship idols of idle isolation
And expose our daring dings and defects
Without needing to get into situations
Where we might feel the slightest of use

What tools can we learn to use
To keep from causing excess salivation
By exposing misinterpretable situations
That will cause reflexive eruptions
We must learn to deflect the defects
So we stay in isolation

The lonelinesss of isolation?
It has a worthy use
It’s not one of our defects
That we use to see salivation
Without pressure, there are no eruptions
The most valient reaction to all situations

I’ve seen situations
Outside of isolation
That didn’t preceed eruptions.
I think there were defects.
There was no salivation.
That world has no use.

We’re defined by defects
Criticize situations
Drink the gaping maw’s salivation
Love our isolation
We have no use
But face no eruptions

We’ll exchange the beast’s salivation for our defects
Participate in heroic eruptions manufactured from situations
Never escape isolation, never be of use

#19/30 (Colonizing the Alpha)

Working with fastidious care
To find cracks in bark
And strip the inside bare

A pride in industry
In what needs to be done
And the harmony
Of necessity

There is a warmth near
A million times bigger
And a snarl that claims no fear
But paws that move
Toward the rear

A brown ocean
Takes a pride in demolition
With soft, mollasses motion
Ignoring commotion

Working with fastidious care
To make cracks in the flesh
And strip the inside bare

#18/30 (I generated random nouns, searched for them on a stock photo site, and wrote a few lines about each)

1 crown

This bronze statue holds the crown
But it will never rest on his head
It’s probably not a statue of Prince Charles
But it could be

2 CD
What phenomena have been born,
consumed,
and died
in my lifetime?
After I’m born,
consumed,
and die,
how many times will that cycle repeat?

3 textbook
Political book burning
is political violence.
The problem with both
is that you’re not killing the idea,
just pushing it aside
so it can secretly fester.
After all, if the symptoms don’t display
how can you possibly be sick?

4 relation
You can’t swing a dead cat on a stock photo site without hitting a picture of a sunset and/or a couple holding hands.
I put as much effort into these lines as whoever decided to take another one of these pictures did in the concept of the photo.

5 meatball
“Why do you choose
what dies for your food?
What gives you the right?”

Dance around it,
but plants scream too.
Just not in a way
that we understand.
They tell their neighbors
that a storm is coming,
to board up the windows.
And they do.

#17/30 (A Poem Made of Lines From Spam Comments Left On My NaPoWriMo Poems)

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I am sure this article has touched all the internet people,
It is pretty worth enough for me.
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I have read all that, so now me commenting at this place
Its like you read my mind!
You seem to grasp so much approximately this
It’s perfect time to make some plans
Ahaa, its pleasant discussion

Drive the message house a little bit
The good is a good book or an existing friend
Celebrate good healthy
Burn more than 500 calories or more
Finding a full nites recuperate!
Veggies conduct good research
I’m passing along elements for another use of Ritz crackers
Ahaa, its nice conversation


#14/30 (Anarcha)

Greetings to all in attendence
My discoveries are simply stupendous
These next moments will be momentous
And my contributions to medicine? Tremendous

Please wheel out the test subject
She’s making a sacrifice out of respect
Ignore the screams and fighting the restraint
And remember the savages don’t feel pain

This one’s named Anarcha, in labor for days
Her rickets disfigured her pelvis and legs
When I delivered the child and gave it away
She was found to have two fistulae

Her insides are close enough to human
To reduce any confusion when I loosen the skin
To suture and create a fusion within
And remember, ignore the screaming herein

I open her body a little less than once a month
The wound’s barely heal, so there’s a nice lump
Of swelling and infection that I can examine
Open and close up with barely more damage

Do I use anesthetic? No, my good sir
Why would I waste a fine ether on her?
Women are known to complain in hysterics
And she’s not even human, she hasn’t the merit

Then why is she screaming so often and loud?
I told you to ignore them. Shall I block the mouth?
With tatters or rags or stips strapped in tight?
Because I won’t use the ether to silence her lies

Stop with the screaming, you don’t feel a thing!
Goddamnit Anarcha, I’ll cut you again!
I’ll be the best surgeon come Hell or high water
They’ll make statues of me. For you, they won’t bother

Because I chopped and stabbed, got blood on my hands
What did you do? You can’t even tend to the land
I improved your babies while you were sprawled
I pried at their skulls with a shoemaker’s awl

So what they all died? They were just animals
The savage brain is better? Laughable.
They would be violent, barbaric, and ignorant
I’ll now clean my body of your blood and my ears of your insolance

I’m sorry to those in attendence
You had to hear the lies of this wench
Let’s just convince ourselves they’re not human, as they seem
And remember, most importantly, to ignore all the screams

#13/30 (86,000, pt. 2)

Karl Schwarzschild
October 9, 1873 – May 11, 1916

Sometimes, to move forward
you have to find the precipice,
to find the edge,
and stare into every
possible
catastrophe.

How small a thing
can carry the weight of the world
the weight of the giver of life
before it collapses?
Before it gives up?

When we know those things
we will know the danger.

When we know those things
we can unravel its mysteries.